gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince)